This is an account, posted to an imageboard, of the events in 2018 that led to the decommissioning of the International Space Station. It is translated from Russian and has only been edited for syntax.
This is pretty true, just a compound of non stop women moments and sabotage. She was paranoid about her ex, and gf at home, she wanted more attention and fame. She didn’t like doing any of her ‘work’ and demanded being excused.
Lots of little thing trying to make life hard to be ‘forced ‘to go home a year early, she decided ‘space was too much’ with in a week or so.
This culminated in the bathroom, and how nasa and toilets are sexist cause they aren’t comfortable, and there’s boys always around. Nasa said the toilet was designed with ladies in mind, and its uncomfortable to boys too. She was enraged and demanded a toilet be designed and sent up for women and women only. Nasa stated that this will take up to a year and $100s of millions, but they’ll start.
She did not like that and demanded to be sent home immediately. ‘I’m not comfortable. I don’t want to be here anymore’
Nasa responded by easing her duties to basically nothing and letting her know there is a taxi scheduled in 9 months and that they have a few woman power missions planned for her to make her famous even a first ever woman outside repair without a man doing it instead.
This was not enough she wanted a rocket home now.
When Nasa said that is just not in the logistics, she flipped. She then refused to bathe, use the restroom properly [damming it / let shit and piss spray all over the place], and refused to pickup or follow cleanliness protocols, damaging equipment and causing smells.
This is where its sucked! Ever since its creation the ISS has been the cleanest freshest smelling environment ever, possible, and strictly maintained as such for one very important reason, if you are going to be in a closed place floating through space over 100 years, you can not replace your atmosphere with a fresh one. Every smell is forever. ISS was a pleasant environment with a pleasant smell until now.
She continues being a piece of shit, annoying everybody, making messes, assaulting people, destroying their research and altering the experiments of others while they were away like poisoning space plants randomly. She wanted to be fired [from space…]
Then her big day came, the first ever female only, outside ‘repair’.
She majorly failed her last few costing 100s of millions, with a male lead and had to be replaced with a male mid way through. For one, she dropped all of her tools into the void.
Next, she borrowed all of the tools of the second, because the capt refused to let her touch his. Then preceded to drop all of his tools into the void. leaving just 2 almost sets.
Now she’s out in space, trying to repair a loose bolt near hydraulics with no man doing it, or telling her what to do, [except the team of men giving her mil sec by mil sec instructions, but the budget already had 250,000,000 set aside for complications].
3 hours of look cool outside, tighten a bolt on live tv, and re enter, turned into 6 hours of nervous giggle girls panicking, almost throwing themselves into space, losing most tools in the second to last box and some from the last box.
Girls finally ‘finding the bolt’ panic stick the gun on it, and just completely soak themselves and everything with 70 year soaking up radiation, super horrific rotten egg smelling fluids.
They immediately turn and rush in and in panic skip all decontamination protocols [on the news feeds you see them skip all locks and through the filthy radioactive space gear off in the dorms, saying mission accomplished, capt upset, MC upset, whole world celebrates for weeks. The next day capt checks the no work repair to see that the whole external arm is fubar and Canada is offered $250,000,000 in hours make a new one.
This is a major kicking deal in the space community.
Huge fucking deal. Nasa now has to get a team together to study for 6-12/48 months if space is worth it. In less than a month, things are clear: everything is well beyond fucked, everything inside and out is coated in the stinkiest, slimiest oils, and everyone is finally getting pissed at her after nearing a year of this, but its worse than you could ever imagine.
She thinks she’s won saying, she’s beaten them, she’ll be home soon, then Nasa reminds her the taxi is still like 6 months away. She looses her shit and destroys equipment, makes messes and destroys the toilet 2 times in a few days. MC assures her the new toilet is on the way. “I don’t want a f’in toilet, I wanna go home!” Later that day, less than a month after space walk the American toilet was destroyed beyond repair with witnesses and no hope for 6 months.
Though the Russians were real bras, they didn’t want her psycho targeting them. They let the Americans use their toilet, guarded, for a few days, then she tried to destroy Russians. The Americans were than left with only diapers.
In only a month, huge issues are becoming very obvious. I mean as if hundreds of used diapers just building up and floating around wasn’t enough.
Everything is slimy and stinky even your skin. Everything now smells and tastes like shit and piss… forever. Equipment is all contaminated / unfixable and is constantly malfunctioning. You have to move literal shit out of the way to do anything. There’s no room to do any of the jobs, and the girl is still being caught again and again trying to sneaky sabotage things. Even being busted while breaking into Russian private spaces and equipment a few times. [They let her borrow tools after loosing some before they got strict.]
Even the men on both sides were begging for help.
Capt: please get this psycho bitch out of here immediately
Woman: please get me out of here now
GC: [r x100] logistics wouldn’t fit such a time line, unless something catastrophic happens in 3 months
There’s been a major fubar of an external arm; permanently irradiating the ISS to deadly degrees inside and out; a destruction of toiletry making the place no longer safe, sterile, or inhabitable; and now a drop in overall air within this can floating through space
Immediately picked on sensors, recorded on camera, a tiny hole from the only drill left in space, that was found stolen and in possession of the lady who was been making everyone’s life hell all year.
MC has finally set a new priority, remove the women from ISS asap, or there will be no ISS left.
So they did a little rescheduling, and thought, why send women toilet to space, when you could take woman out of space. We sent a woman toilet to ISS to cure space poop, had 3 months of them trying it out. They sent an ’emergency taxi’ to remove the women early and sneak on a normal toilet. [They later made a big deal sending the woman toilet after she was gone]
They planned 6 months to assess damages, but its worse than you could ever imagine. Around the world began to celebrate Nasa sending in the first new and improved toilet into space, and some devastating information stared coming into light.
It turns out, the original set of peopled hired to assess the damages caused to the entire space program, were dB releasing findings, and searching for any solutions, when.. they concluded…Everything is far beyond possible repair. Final mission: crash into the ocean. They along with the scientist in space concluded decades worth of research is lost forever. Experiments taking decades to preform were destroyed in under 1 year. Over 1 trillion dollars of damage was done on equipment and research. All material and equipment are contaminated and unusable for science. Everything is forever radioactive so long future stays would cost life. Everything is forever radioactive, so experiments are forever impossible. The freshest smelling place there is, forever smells like shit and piss, along with all you eat and drink. All electronics and ducts are coated in oils inside and out, therefore unfixable. The problems would only ask if space science is worth it, because now we have to start over from scratch.
Additional Sources:
Newsweek
ARS Technica
MEAWW
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